You might be a redneck if...

What you are looking at is a piece of craftsmanship worthy of Modern Marvels. That is the emergency window. It busted out several weeks ago and the youth didn't have time to wait for a replacement.

Foam board and duct tape.

You might be a redneck if you drive around with a quasi-permanent window.

You might be a Christian if you use a quasi-permanent solution when you have a wonderful permanent solution if you would just SLOW DOWN long enough to be fixed.